Annus Chaoticus: From Trumping Death to celebrating Chelsea’s victory – one year in Donald Trump’s life. world News

With the advantage of the handcaste, Donald Trump pulled a full John Terry as Chelsey removed the club World Cup, almost poetic. Finally, Chelsea is the trump of European football – a Nouveau of Richche with an continental lineage, desperate to buy its way in the aristocratic class, and yet forever away from a doddy financial waste. And like Terry, Trump likes to take credit. But on one side, it is quite spin around the Sun for Donald Trump as he fired a bullet.A year ago, Donald tried to death, defying the laws of space, time, physics, politics and logic, as he had done something that was done only once in American history: returning to the White House after an interval. And not only any break-a five-year, Scandal-Kard Intergenum consisted of two impeachments, a capital riot, several prosecution, and that brilliant capitalist moments, when Trump, now with his own Magshot, began selling it as NFT and stuck it in the White House as it was a warrhole.From Butler, Pennsylvania to the MetLife Stadium, Trump had bleeding in the world of emperor from the candidate. On that terrible day in July 2024, the bullet grabbed his ear and killed a fire fighter behind him in the right cinematic symmetry. Photo – picked up in fist, blood transport – pure American mythology: Rocky gets a revelation. Most people, when shot, duck. Trump posed. “Usually you have to die to have a iconic picture,” he said later, “but I didn’t. So, it is even more prestigious. ,If the picture was distinguished, what happened after this, which included a ban on the photographer Who took it from the White House as the news organization refused to refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. This is just the tip of the iceberg. After the Belisose combat of his employees in Trump 1.0, this time he ensured that he is surrounded by Maga Psychophies, whose only question is being asked to jump: how high will it be?Read: Why Washington is the new St. PetersburgSo we had an education secretary who thought that AI is a stake sauce, a prominent of Homeland Security, who cannot protect his own bag, an NSA who added a journalist in a secret war chat, a children’s writer and the theorist of the conspiracy who became the FBI chief and learned that there was no conspiracy, and a billionaire BFF who was not going to be a billionaire speech that was not being spent, which was not being spent by the federal spending, which was not being spent by the federation, which was not being spent by the federation, which was not being spent by the federation, and the rockets were not going to Was not doing

There has been a strange headcon of controversies last year. There was a reverse tariff formula based on an essential equation that threatened to tank the global economy as the administration also pursued a fictional deficit against the penguin. There was a war on illegal immigrants, which were converted to major American cities into war areas, on the basis of tattoos, random detention and exile, a long battle against institutions of higher education, peace award enrollment, which were from nations known for the tendency to achieve their war, which were associated with a nation, which were very close to a nation, which were linked to a nation. Year. NATO, meanwhile, low on funds, decided to call Trump ‘daddy’, which is to fit America, especially the Chinese daddy of the organization.However, the promise to end major global conflicts was not made as per the plan, causing some angry tweets to not pay enough attention to the matter. All major promises during elections, including release of Epstein list, have been forgotten by the US exiting the struggles of other countries, preventing various global conflicts and harassing fiscal deficit. Usaid- Which taught us that Post-Pastroika America is fining all left-cordial movements, which is one of the most powerful soft powers of America worldwide. As the previous regime has many ‘awake’ policies, at least ensure that biological men cannot participate in sports with biological women or use their bathrooms.All this appears that Trump’s loyalists have broken the Maga with the loyalists of Trump for the favorite life, hopefully they can ride a storm for four years, after which they may be in the next line to catch nuclear football. When you think about it, it bothers a little, but as French says: C’est la vie. For which translation is: Can’t believe that we lost to Chelsea.