Because even the stars have a linked profile somewhere.
Aries – Crisis Manager (who starts crisis)
Always on fire – sometimes quite literally. A Aries excels in solving emergency situations at lightning speed … which they are usually those they accidentally started themselves. They are permanently fuel from a powerful mixture of caffeine and chaos.
Taurus – Budget Controller (and Office Snack Dealer)
They have a supernatural ability to know where every single rupee goes. A Taurus refused to approve a budget request for a fancy branded pen, but would continuously bring to homemade browni who easily buy unwavering loyalty of everyone.
Gemini – Head of communication (who sends memo at midnight)
Email? Already sent. Major announcement? already made. Office gossip? It has already gone viral. A Gemini can also manage to say a Gemini thing faster than HR, “Please reduce your voice.”
Cancer – Office doctor (not on parole)
They spontaneously know who is secretly dating, which is quietly crying in the bathroom stall, and which needs to hug hard comfortably. A cancer holds tissue and dark chocolate in its desk drawer, which serves as a fully stocked emotional first aid kit.
Leo – Team Cheerleader (and informal brand ambassador)
A Leo enters the meetings as if they are roaming on the red carpet in the Met Gala. They clap the most loudly, dress in the most bright and most attention -drawing dress, and easily transform every presentation into a compelling ted talk. They probably start a solo-hand contingent Friday.
Virgo – spreadsheet magician
They live and breathe in Excel. They dream in complex formulas. A girl will essentially notice small types on slide 17 during the screen share of someone else. HR often uses them as a human calendar and task manager.
Libra – Conflict Resolution Officer
They never choose sides in a dispute – instead, they carefully design neutral powerpoints to address issues. In a Tulabandi, the Gormate Cupcake will bring and schedule one-on-one session as they are expertly matchmaking. Their primary goal is to keep the office harmony and environment light completely.
Scorpio – Confidential Projects Lead
Nobody really knows what a Scorpio really does, but suddenly, a major merger. His office place is always slow, his voice remains calm, and his whole aura? Absolutely classified.
Sagittarius – Travel Advisor (never at the desk)
They often zoom in meetings from within the lounge of an airport, a sun -stained beach, or, possibly, a colleague of a colleague. A Sagittarius will announce with enthusiasm, “I have a crazy idea!” At least five times a day. They are restless, remarkably bold, and is completely allergic to traditional 9 -to -5 pieces.
Capricorn – The Gatekeeper (aka CEO in Training)
A Capricorn did not say at all without a careful five-slide justification. They always know the whole organizational chart from the heart. They arrive early, leave late, and quietly judge every misunderstanding. They may have a detailed five -year strategic plan for the entire HR department.
Aquarius – Innovation Strategist (still in beta mode)
They are making a suggestion that they convert the breakerroom into a multi-sensitive meditation laboratory. A Kumbh AI, strongly believes in the power of NFTS, and charges the crystal with dedication at work. They often write a detailed policy proposal during their lunch break, purely “for entertainment.”
Pisces – Creative Director (and Deadream Department Head)
They speak fluently in metaphors and designed completely in the scope of dreams. A Pisces once won the “month employee” and later cried tears of happiness. He probably launched a brilliant campaign about mermaids, and,, surprisingly, it worked strangely.
Find everything about astrology in Times of India, including daily horoscope for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces.
